My story starts with jesus christ, freedom fighter. And jesus came and said to them, all authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. In time, he wins his freedom and competes against his betrayer in a violent chariot race, but an encounter with jesus christ rodrigo santoro teaches him the importance of mercy and compassion. Unfortunately, the vampires got to our two men of god but not before blessing the lake and allowing jesus to vanquish 2 out of 3 of the vampires with the hvic head vampire in charge still roaming around. Once synchronized, subtitles are displayed in realtime. Jesus christ vampire hunter 2002 jesus phil caracas uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians. Music, kung fu, and goodnatured blasphemy collide in this oddball, actionpacked horrorcomedy from canadian director lee gordon. The dominant meme in america today is the very mystical story of personal salvation that is at the center of most evangelical or mainline protestant.
Jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 horror, action, comedy. Troma jesus christ vampire hunter sottotitoli in italiano. Outside of the new testament, which offers us some pretty sparse details, really, there is little mention of him in. Its worth remembering that the other key driver of the plot is an evil. Cigarettes, powerful rifles, vampires, guts, gore, and getting worshiped is my daily routine. Jesus christ vampire hunter by lee gordon demarbre lee.
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For that extra 1970s touch, delambre shoots jesus christ. And now, the movie oscarnominated film adaptation of the rock opera of the same name, based on the last weeks before the crucifixion of jesus. Jesus phil caracas uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians. Luckily, he has sidekicksthe foxy mary magnum and legendary god of mexican wrestling, luchador santos. Bonus materials include an audio commentary track with director lee gordon demarbre, writer ian driscoll, and. There are many lesbians in this movie the vampires are lesbians, the victims are lesbians, and mary magnum, the woman who. These are all reported as vampire traits throughout several historical accounts of the vampire throughout several cultures and periods. Subtitle viewer is made for finding and viewing subtitles. Kungfu action comedy horror musical about the second. In jesus christ vampire hunter 2001, those pesky bloodsuckers are up to their toothsome troublemaking once more. Jesus christ vampire hunter cast starring jose sanchez, claudia jurt, phil caracas, thetis bernard, miles finlayson.
Lee demarbres jesus christ, vampire hunter 2001 is an ultralow budget. Kungfu action comedy horror musical about the second coming. No sooner has he asked jesus to solve this mystery and. Lets just say that, unless you can see the charm of intentionally made really bad movies, you will hate jesus christ vampire hunter. Jesus is love video bumper from rich aguilar on vimeo. Ted neeley and carl anderson were nominated for two 1974 golden globe award for their portrayals of jesus and judas, respectively. Vampire hunter in 16mm, complete with faded colors, pops, hisses, and scratches. This cultclassic from canada mixes martial arts action with outrageous religious humor and all the cheese one could ever hope for in a bad bmovie of its kind. Jesus christ has returned to save the lesbians of ottawa from an evil vampire cult using his powerful kung fu punch in jesus christ vampire hunter.
Jesus, the jesus movie, wordforword, the bible on video. My vampire jesus was born in rebellion against empire. Troubled by the diminishing number of local lesbians, mohawked preacher father alban jumps on his scooter to enlist the help of jesus. Jesus christ vampire hunter is pointless, lacks dialogue for 90 percent of it duration, contains a terrible soundtrack that rarely stops, and a lack of enjoyment for the viewer. Watch jesus christ vampire hunter full movie free online. Ive always been a fascinated with differing interpretations of the jesus story. The film is not the slightest bit funny and will only get a laugh from the braindead amongst us. So jesus then proclaims that he will use his body of christ and whips out some martial arts to kick 2 out of the 3 vampires butts. The farout story has jesus finally returning to earth but he must contend with a world under assault by a band of vampires. Out of egypt, released in november, 2005, features the ultimate supernatural hero as a sevenyearold boy.
But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Feature article on the stark contrast between novelist anne rices works on vampires and demons and her newly revivified catholic faith, which sparked the goal of writing the life of jesus christ. The second coming is upon us, and jesus has returned to earth. With phil caracas, murielle varhelyi, maria moulton, tim devries. When jesus whups the first bunch of clown car atheists, one of the women exclaims the line. Aside from those aspects, jesus christ vampire hunter sucks a certain portion of the male anatomy much like the vampires in the twilight series. Jesus christ vampire hunter actually stars our lord and saviour as a one man army dedicated to destroying the evil dr praetorious and his gang of vampires. It doesnt stick to the same couple of locations the way a lot of hyperindie flicks do, and theres a halfbattalion of vampires, shitkicking atheists, and assorted extras. Jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 netflix cinemajig.
Cheap, cheeezey, and mostly hysterical, jesus christ vampire hunter never holds back in its. Download this oneminute video to introduce a sermon series on the amazing love of christ. The truth is, we know little about the man named jesus, whom billions of people around the world and throughout history believe to have been still be the incarnate son of god. This version of benhur was penned by oscarwinning 12 years a slave scribe john ridley, and directed by timur bekmambetov wanted, abraham lincoln. There are a number of other set pieces of subpar, student filmlevel. Jesus christ vampire hunter bluray disc details high. This indie film garnered awards on the festival circuit, including slamdance, zombiedance, the fargo film festival and the santa cruz film festival. Follow his life through excerpts from the book of luke, all the miracles, the teachings, and the passion. A delightfully schlockfilled bmovie from canada, jesus christ vampire hunter is pretty much exactly what it sounds like it would be about jesus christ has returned, and hes fighting vampires. These were verses and books left out of the new testament, and it is perhaps easy to see why many of them offered a very different view of jesus christ than the world had known for the better part of 2,000 years. Phil caracas, murielle varhelyi, maria moulton, tim devries, ian driscoll, tracy lance, mike funk anno. For reasons unknown to anyone in the catholic church, there have been a rash of attacks on lesbians by vampires, and to make matters worse, theyre now immune to sunlight the vampires, not the.
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